"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train." -- Unknown
"You'll have to excuse me, I'm naturally drunk." -- Jill
Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personalities kills himself?
A: Mass Suicide
"C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!"
"What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?"
OR
"What do you get when you multiply six by nine?"
Correct Answer: 42-- According to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"What also floats in water?"
"Apples! Cider! Very Small Rocks! Gravy! Churches! Lead, Lead! A DUCK!" --
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Jeff: I stayed up all night working on this!
Jeff: Wow! My life just got better!
Me: I'm trying to keep this looking nice and organized
Me: What, all the way to midnight?
Me: I'm sorry (***it was a rough end of the semester***)
/* You are not expected to understand this */
Dr. Peluso: It's impossible
